Saturday, 24 June 2017

Manhood

Something not quite so serious in a world that's so topsy turvy and angry. An extended limerick.

Manhood

There was a man with a dangly so small
The size of two garden peas were his balls,
Now he really did fret
So he searched the Internet
For a machine to make his manhood stand tall.

The apparatus he laid on the table
The instructions said, to sit on something stable
He read, it won’t take too long
The suction is very strong
Soon you’ll be hung like a donkey and able.

His John Thomas he smothered in lube
From his balls hung the weight in the shape of a cube
When he fired up the pump
The poor bugger did jump
When his manhood disappeared down the tube.

Julian Clarke © 2017

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24 comments:

  1. Brendan25 June 2017 at 10:59

    Better small than not at all! Well proportioned and lubed limerick.

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    1. Julian26 June 2017 at 12:55

      I thought so, too. Pleased you enjoyed it.

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  2. kaykuala25 June 2017 at 11:55

    Tough luck! Pea sized is still better than none. Wonderful humor, Julian!

    Hank

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  3. Sumana Roy25 June 2017 at 13:23

    OMG...LOL!!!

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  4. Sherry Blue Sky25 June 2017 at 15:21

    LOL. I can think of one or two I'd like to try this machine. Hee hee.

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  5. C.C.25 June 2017 at 18:48

    Oh dear! He thought he was fretting before....he might be regretting the purchase of this apparatus!

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  6. brudberg25 June 2017 at 19:50

    This made me cross my legs... I will never trust the internet with these things.

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    1. Julian26 June 2017 at 21:44

      Thin how he felt! Thankyou for your comment.

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  7. Stacy M.S.25 June 2017 at 21:07

    this made me giggle!
    great write.

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    1. Julian26 June 2017 at 12:56

      Giggling is great and so pleased you liked it.

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  8. Susan Anderson26 June 2017 at 02:38

    OOPS!
    teehee

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  9. rallentanda26 June 2017 at 15:57

    Well your mother warned you about going blind...The Devil makes work etc. LOL

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  10. Mary26 June 2017 at 16:26

    I think I know this person.

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  11. Gillena Cox26 June 2017 at 20:30

    giggles!!!

    much love...

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  12. Lorraine29 June 2017 at 03:39

    I smiled and grimaced simultaneously at the end. Wonderfully fun read. I found myself giggling, too.

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    1. Julian29 June 2017 at 07:19

      Thanks, Lorraine. I am pleased it amused you.

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  13. Caro29 June 2017 at 22:10

    Made me laugh and so witty. Could hear your voice Julian as i read and laughed.

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    1. Julian29 June 2017 at 22:18

      Thanks for stopping by, I hope its stopped raining for you. Glad you enjoyed it.

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  14. ZQ9 October 2017 at 05:06

    Julian? what the hell was all that shit getting here to comment? your piece stands alone. I even sang it.
    ZQ

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    1. Julian9 October 2017 at 07:38

      Thanks, I don't know why it was difficult for you to comment, no one else has said anything. Anyhow thanks for dropping by and commenting, always appreciated

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  15. Anonymous20 October 2017 at 09:27

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    Is this a paid theme or did you customize it yourself?
    Either way keep up the excellent quality writing, it iss
    rare to seee a great blog like this one today.

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    1. Julian20 October 2017 at 20:11

      Thank you for your comments, I'm pleased you enjoyed my writing.

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